placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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tr0bb:

I laughed way too hard.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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infectedcrypt:

By mbellosi

heyfunniest:

misogynocology:

is that sarah jessica parker

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